Why Donald Trump Can’t Possibly be a Christian


  1. Trump insulted God and the Christian faith by saying that he never asks God for forgiveness.
  2. Trump then insulted the body and blood of Jesus Christ by saying: “When I drink my little wine—which is about the only wine I drink—and have my little cracker, I guess that is a form of asking for forgiveness.”
  3. If Trump believes in the sanctity of marriage, why does he brag about the “young and beautiful pieces of ass” he can seemingly acquire at will?
  4. Why can’t Trump quote a single Bible verse despite being a Christian, just as Sarah Palin couldn’t name a single newspaper despite being a journalism major?
  5. Donald Trump is definitely not a racist, bigot or chauvinist: he’s just worlds better than everyone else
  6. For the first time in American history we will have many different beautiful and exotic First Ladies, since Trump frequently updates his “piece of ass” (as he so delicately puts it).

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